Views of a middle age dude

Ok,  so now AARP looks good, but you are not ready to commit to the retired lifestyle yet.  I have a great life with a beautiful wife and four adult kids(?). Is that what you call them after they hit 20's.  Oh well, each one is different and each one is great at what they do.  I am proud of each of them and will write about them from time to time.  more on me and what my life is like.  Right now i have to change the battery i do not hear that has expired and my beautiful, wonderful wife says get your hearing checked.